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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone
He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.
by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022
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Bleach Your Meat

To apply bleach to change the skin tone of a woman's vagina so the baby the produce will be fair skinned.
Hey, I'm trying to give my bay the best headstart in life I can!

Then you gotta Bleach Your Meat
by RodgerTech February 15, 2022
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spicy meat closet

"You really dont wanna get with her, I hear shes got a spicy meat closet"
by Sour Jeremy February 27, 2022
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beat the meat itis

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
“Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis
by Ovojackfrost March 6, 2022
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Cock Meat Sandwich

A Sandwich Made Of Cock Meat, Preferably White. Though Black Meat Is Harder To Find, And Requires A Bigger Piece Of Bread.
Ali Is On The Cock Meat Sandwich Diet.

Jolie Ate A Huge Cock Meat Sandwich For Lunch Today.
by Mike Gabriel March 10, 2009
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