Sucked Battery

When your battery is low. Or you had open some Apps ,so they stole your battery.

Overreacted Mom: I called you 25 times why you didn't accept

Child: Sorry i was on Snapchat and played some Games so i had a sucked Battery.

by Honeymoon_C January 25, 2017

Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man

"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"

by Wely wabo April 8, 2024

spchincter sucking

Sucking ones spchincter( the inside of your asshole) you can bite it suck it or lick it, you just need to get far enough up their ass to reach it

I have sucked MARIO’s scphincter many times the trick is to shove my head up his ass, I love spchincter sucking

by Bigbuddyscotty December 24, 2017

sucking piss

essentially god dammit/doing poorly.

can also be used as a verb.

sucking piss, i’m doing terrible right now.

i’m absolutely sucking piss right now.

by Albert Darwin May 10, 2022

Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.

It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

kindness sucks

Kindness sucks. And so do you. Every down vote proves this to be correct. All goody two shoed people who care more about feelings than facts. Not making people uncomfortable in poverty. Kindness sucks. Handouts, free shite, welfare, living on the dole, and lazy fuckers too incompetent to hold their jobs, homes and car payment with out liberal , dismal apocalyptic feely pukesticks giving away the farm, barn and cow.

See those liberal fucktard goody two sgoes handing out food and money's to those lazy goldbrickers?

Yeah?

I work for what I get, pay taxes and support laws and the police. ...kindness sucks for them

by #beadickheadforREALS March 1, 2021

Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it

What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?

by MC Vet November 10, 2020