A bear trap is a specific kind of trap who targets straight macho men to turn them into the gay archetype of a bear.
by zimugen April 27, 2017
Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.
I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"
by coxnkitty March 01, 2018
higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing
by PowerCat3234567 November 06, 2020
A morbidly obese, typically black woman. Meant to refer to a specific type of bear found in the wild (i.e black bear, brown bear, sugar bear). Its name derives from its diet, which consists mostly of sugary foods and drinks such as 2-liters of Coca-Cola, purple drank, Snicker's bars, Twinkies, and Wonder Bread.
by ryangosling451 September 06, 2022
by adventureinthesea August 26, 2022
A Sugar Bear is a psychiatric break of reality typically found in early childhood life stages, but can express itself later in life in the form of a magical stuffed bear. Much like a hallucination, others won’t see or feel this Sugar Bear, but YOU CAN.
A perpetual sex god.
A perpetual sex god.
“I met this guy at the bar last night, he was such a sugar bear!”
Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”
Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”
Mom- “honey, you’ve barely touched your minced liver. Is everything alright?”
Son- “I’m fine now that my Sugar Bear filled me up. Thanks to Sugar Bear, I’m never hungry because he always fills me up.”
by Papa al Gaib May 05, 2024
That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.
Person 1: So did you see that-
Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...
Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps
Person 1: RUN
Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru
Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...
Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps
Person 1: RUN
Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru
by Peter Krabs May 06, 2019