pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 22, 2020

piss-terical

Something so hysterically funny one wets one's pants.

That joke is piss-terical!

You are piss-terical!

by Wolfie Griffith October 29, 2009

piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 5, 2010

strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023

piss waggot

A term to describe a low life cunt with nothing to live for, perhaps one how would keep milk jugs of piss in their room and smash them on the ground. usually you would find a "piss waggot" in their disease ridden room talking to rats and/or themself

The piss waggot had not known what female genetalia looks like

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024