wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.
"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"
by on76lepy August 11, 2009
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blip wobble wet pemyas

Phrase came from a certian genius Mike John. Has two meanings:
1)Said when there is an akward silence or in a crowded hallway, funny enough to get a laugh even in a funeral.
2) Said when doing a kareoke song by Dave Matthews Band and you forget the words.
1) ......BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!!...
2) "What would you say, BLIP WOBBLE WET PEMYAS!!! What would you say..."
by Kill_Billdogg March 23, 2005
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Wet bag

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
by Wahtttttttttttt August 01, 2017
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wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
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Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander
Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.
by October 21, 2020
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Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.
by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019
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hot wet bomb

When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
I just made a hot wet bomb on him
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019
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