Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022

zippy cum hole

A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up

1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?

by FrostyNips17 May 24, 2019

Butt hole spicy

Something so spicy that when you poop your butt hole is on fire.

Damn, that was butt hole spicy.

by FlyingKitty February 1, 2019

nigerian butt hole

Another word for a black hole

The Apollo astronauts fell in to a Nigerian butt hole

by Nocappernokizzer October 27, 2022

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

ass fucken hole

A more aggressive way of calling someone a asshole is by adding the word fucken in the middle. Its intent is to provoke a more angry response so be ready when saying it.

That guy over there at the bar picking fights with everyone is being a ass fucken hole.

by jimmybomm March 8, 2021

iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020