happy paige

A happy Paige is someone named Paige that is so happy she could spit rainbows she is so good on the inside. It is when you feel the tingling sensation everywhere in your body. Like after someone you like asks you out on a date.

Crush: Hey Paige, wanna go on a date?
Paige: I'm a happy Paige right now.

by b1g bra1ns January 4, 2021

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

happyfuseborired

This means that you are happy, confused, bored, and tired at the same time.

I am so happyfuseborired.

by supbro11 February 18, 2021

happy

What 90% of emo's aren't or people on here

im not happy

bitch nobody is

by Sadly mad February 20, 2021

Happy Henry

Half ass job completed. Doing the basics. Rushed task.

Happy Henry is Cleaning the house and sweeping rubbish under the rug.

by Half ass king March 23, 2021

Happy-go-fuck-you

A person who outwardly appears happy and nice but acts condescending and passive aggressively.

Our waiter looked so nice at first but he had a real happy-go-fuck-you attitude.

What’s wrong with her? She seemed so cool at first but then her happy-go-fuck-you personality really came out.

Have you guys seen Randy lately? Ever since he came back from that two-year trip to London he’s changed into a happy-go-fuck-you kinda guy.

by abomassalbinkie March 31, 2021

hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 4, 2021