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eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.
“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
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Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
Everytime One Person Eats Smacks Cereal <Slope>, Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.
Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.
by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016
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Eat

Using your hand muscles to put food in your mouth then using your face and jaw muscles to chew your food then swallow with your throat and mouth muscles
by thatonestupidgaykid July 24, 2021
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Pussy Eating Mouth

Pussy Eating Mouth aka P.E.M is a term used when describing a person with full lips and or a wide mouth best for eating pussy.

A PEM should not only be noticeable by their mouth but also the slighty wimpy stature they carry. His walk should say hes so desperate to eat pussy … but not just anyones….
Emma “Wow Jeremy Strong has such a pussy eating mouth”
Sandy “Yes omg his lips are so big, i knoww he eats.”

honorable mentions:
Anthony Kiedis
Justin Long
Albert Hammond Jr
Michael B Jordan
Julian Casablancas
Kevin Gates
and that one guy in college
by BIGBOOTYCHERRY April 30, 2023
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ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up

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Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh
by Naufalicious December 2, 2024
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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