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pube balls

Balls of hair held together by a portion of lint. They are not necessarily made of pubes, but are so nasty that they are on the same level.
Harry's bedroom is crawling with pube balls.

Everything was find until I found a pube ball in my cereal.

Why must every carpet I live on be covered in pube balls?
by Skullthuggery June 4, 2007
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Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.
Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.
by ursexfiend August 22, 2011
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Happy Ball

A corny and pointless practice where people say things that are overly happy or untrue to make others feel better. Basically it's trying to encourage people in a really stupid way, or if they have no hope of succeeding. Someone who does this is said to be "playing Happy Ball".
"If you believe, you can achieve!"
"Always try your best, and most importantly, have fun!"

Guy 1: Everybody's a winner!
Guy 2: Yo stop playing happy ball.
by Selo June 17, 2008
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Low-balled

When you surprise someone with an unexpected and undesirable result.
"You low-balled me!!"

Jim the Builder was in a program. He was caught drinking at the program. He was allowed to continue in the program for two days but we were secretly planning to can him. After two days, we dismissed him. He said, "Hey, you low-balled me!!"
by Jim the Builder October 29, 2009
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Chill Balls

an expression used to calm someone down when they are freaking out
"I LOST MY KEYS! OH SHIT MY RENTS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUTT!!"

"Hey..chill balls, we'll find your damn keys"
by JenJen11 March 29, 2009
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Ball juggler

A gay man that likes to hold balls in his hands and swing them around. Usually with more than one other guy.
"Man! Gerald is such a ball juggler! I walked into his room and he had like 6 balls in his hand, and all the 3 guys were enjoying it!"
by TheAntiBallJuggler April 29, 2009
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sweat ball

A shady character or someone who has just comitted a stupid act or to have jesteror clown like behavior with no laughs. If person is overweight they are considered a sweat hog.
by Nitchoff what! November 18, 2007
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