suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022

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hoe sucking

The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.

Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.

by Big Daddy Beef Cakes March 8, 2016

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`~`She`~`Started`~`It`~`So`~`Tell`~`Her`~`Here`~`Suck`~`My`~`Genitals`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

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Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel

Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick

by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020

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National Dick Sucking Day

September 17th

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!

by davie1518 September 17, 2021

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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)

Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.

by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021

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