This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
by lovetherapistruntz June 10, 2024
Get the The Rolling Theory mug.The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.
"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."
by Flakybun February 7, 2025
Get the Pork Rolling mug.by Guava Roll January 24, 2017
Get the guava roll mug.A genre of popular rock music that blends adult contemporary and pop rock. Adult contemporary, a genre that blends R&B, electronic, soul, hip hop, pop, disco, hard rock and funk and typically but not all the time produced by a DJ or a composer.
Pop rock is basically a blend of pop and rock and generally uses more acoustic instruments, so, instead of electronic drums or electric guitar, it uses more acoustic guitar or piano. We've defined adult contemporary, we've defined pop rock, going back to rock and roll, all it is it's a blend of adult contemporary and pop rock. In my opinion, top 3 most famous rock and roll artists :
3. Tina Turner
2. Elton John
1. Elvis Presley.
Reading about AC/DC, their main genres are hard rock and blues rock. The band themselves call themselves rock and roll. Rock and roll is in my opinion 100 to 105 times better than normal rock because, let's take an example of a normal rock song, It's My Life by Bon Jovi, it uses electric guitar and maybe some drums, I can barely hear the drumming. Another rock song, The Final Countdown by Europe, again, I hear the guitar mainly and barely drums. A popular rock and roll song, I'm Still Standing by Elton John, it's funky and it has some dance beats to it that make it less rock and more dance, or funk if you like. Another rock and roll song by King Pop Michael Jackson - Beat It, the drumming in the song is more aggressive than hard rock. This song mainly focuses on the beats and focuses less on rock sounding.
Pop rock is basically a blend of pop and rock and generally uses more acoustic instruments, so, instead of electronic drums or electric guitar, it uses more acoustic guitar or piano. We've defined adult contemporary, we've defined pop rock, going back to rock and roll, all it is it's a blend of adult contemporary and pop rock. In my opinion, top 3 most famous rock and roll artists :
3. Tina Turner
2. Elton John
1. Elvis Presley.
Reading about AC/DC, their main genres are hard rock and blues rock. The band themselves call themselves rock and roll. Rock and roll is in my opinion 100 to 105 times better than normal rock because, let's take an example of a normal rock song, It's My Life by Bon Jovi, it uses electric guitar and maybe some drums, I can barely hear the drumming. Another rock song, The Final Countdown by Europe, again, I hear the guitar mainly and barely drums. A popular rock and roll song, I'm Still Standing by Elton John, it's funky and it has some dance beats to it that make it less rock and more dance, or funk if you like. Another rock and roll song by King Pop Michael Jackson - Beat It, the drumming in the song is more aggressive than hard rock. This song mainly focuses on the beats and focuses less on rock sounding.
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore February 18, 2021
Get the rock and roll music mug.
An atomic bomb that can be sent to your friends on WhatsApp (if you have friends) that will most likely kill anyone that sees it.
by asdfguyhorse October 9, 2020
Get the rick roll mug.by anonymous February 1, 2022
Get the pizza rolls mug.