Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

eri moment

Baby fever induced by a cute man

Bitchboy: I wanna have this dude's baby right fucking now I wanna be bent over already.

Bitchboy 2: L + ratio + eri moment

by ESPURRMYSILLY August 8, 2024

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

leo moment

Attempting to do a task before getting completely distracted by something unrelated

Person A: Did you do your homework?
Person B: Argh, I meant to, but then I got distracted by researching penguin anatomy
Person A: That’s a Leo moment

by treefish._1 May 5, 2023

Epic Gamer Moment

www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo

"Have you seen this Epic Gamer Moment?"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"

by qtSparrow January 8, 2021

A bill moment

When a co worker sees something but completely misinterprets the true meaning.

You get a piece of mail, look for who it came from. It says Bill Sender. You go to someone else for there opinion on who it is. Then they say dude... that's not a name that's who you send the bill too. That's a bill moment. (T.M. Josh)

by Work Shenanigans December 6, 2019

Kings moment

When the los angeles kings hockey team outshoots their opponent only to lose anyway

Man we’re outshooting them 25-11 and we’re losing 3-1? Kings moment

by Brendan_Lememe March 1, 2022