Suckophant 

A woman who uses sex or relationships in an attempt to gain status off of a perceived alpha male. A status parasite who think by being with an alpha it makes them one too. A play on sycophant and suck.

Sally had a smug look on her face when she told the story of how she slept with the pro athlete, but everyone rolled their eyes as she was just a suckophant.

Suckophant by Quif Chang Caine June 1, 2023

dark sucker 

any apparatus able to absorb dark from the surroundings; aka a flashlight.. or any type of light for that matter.

By taking in the dark of the night, i could see thanks to my trusty dark sucker.

dark sucker by elephant November 13, 2007

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.

That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!

dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009

California sucker punch 

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

California sucker punch by Stauder April 22, 2009

Stall sucker 

A slue who gets off by giving raunchy BJ's in dirty public restrooms.

Chase: "How was the stall suck?"

Said:" It was alright. She has mad tile burn though!"

Chase:"Stall suckers ROCK!"

Stall sucker by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

jock sucker 

A woman who exclusively hooks up with sports players or jocks.

Dude I was trying to smash Ashley but she's such a jock sucker and left with a guy on the football team.

jock sucker by T Bone636 November 16, 2009

Butt Suckage

An unpleasant experience, place or event.

Trash, noise, pollution, and antisocial behavior are examples of butt suckage. The subjective experience of aversion to the environment, e.g., anxiety, nausea, anger and depression.

Butt Suckage by hwcdesign March 2, 2010