5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

Rule 42

* = whatever you make it

Rule 42 states it's whatever is in your mind, so maybe don't project all those negatives, Nancy.

by MissNeona May 17, 2022

Rule 010

If there is an academic subject that has a utilitarian use in Computer Science, the corresponding free online bootcamp must exist.

Computer Scientist: I would be paid double if I knew Statistics! I wish I had learned about it in College
Other Computer Scientist: Try Rule 010.

by goodgamemydudes May 18, 2022

Rule 0t0mat0ne

For every meme that exists, there is an otomatone version.

“Hey, why are these meme otomatone videos everywhere.”
“Rule 0t0mat0ne man.”

by meme school May 28, 2022

Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022

Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.

Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!

by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022

Rule 38

if there's a thing. there'll be a movie

Sonic's movie, battleships movie even fuckin Dora's movie rule 38

by Cursewordremasterer December 10, 2021