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pussy snackers 

Vampire fuckboys that dine on le pussy at night. They generally leave a trace of dried up crust which is used to make rhubarb pies. BE CAREFUL, they don't use protection. Naughty bunch of fuckboys, am I right? By the way, you know what a rhubarb pie is? Now you know. Your welcome. Two definitions in one.
Fuckboy #1: "I'm in the mood for m'ladies puss."
Fuckboy #2: "Lets go be pussy snackers and dine on le puss tonight."
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pussy loyal

When you're pussy is loyal to one man, but your mentally cheating on him with others
I'm pussy loyal to my boyfriend, but I made out with a different guy
pussy loyal by Long ling June 27, 2017

Pussy Anxiety 

When you're going waiting to have sex on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event.
Girl: Honey i'm sorry, we can't have sex tonight.
Girlfriend: but I just got the promotion, why?
Girl: Pussy Anxiety, I just started my period

pussy douchefuck 

A complete pussy, aka a girly ass bitch, who is so stupid that being a complete douche does not suffice. A pussy douchefuck is the lowest possible insult, because the individual being insulted is not only stupid, but also incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, and has no possible manhood in tact.
"Hey man, wanna go out for some drinks?"
"No, the bachelor is on, and my girlfriend won't let me."
"Wow... you are a pussy douchefuck."

pussy oil 

A form of female lubricant, either from a bottle or the vajayjay.
I fucked her so hard... her pussy oil was everywhere! Literally everywhere........... like actually everywhere .... no joke gotta love that pussy oil
pussy oil by Eunice123 July 26, 2017

Pussy virus 

When a male doesn't receive or get pussy often and gets a virus called pussy virus that puts them in a depression that can be deadly in no more than a couple months
Pussy virus by Booteyim August 20, 2017

pussy nogin 

It's when your girls pussy grows a tip
pussy nogin by CUNTFLAP57 August 29, 2017