Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.

sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

cheese penis

one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo

hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.

by the man March 14, 2004

Penis

Alexa Penina "Penis" Chung.

Goblin #1: Look, it's Penis!
Goblin #2: Oh, Alexa Penina Chung!

by her mewness June 25, 2009

penis slut

A male who desperately tries to get some action by showing off his penis to sleazy women.

"yo freddy, that penis slut adam has flashed half the female population...what a dirtbag.

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

penis fart

a fart that comes out of ur penis

dave gant penis farts alot(we mean alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

by jeffery aviles November 10, 2003

penis poppers

rubber toys in the shape of half-spheres used for sexual arousal. when folded inside out and placed on the tip of the penis, the ensuing "pop" creates a heightened sexual arousal for the man. continued usage is said to even enhance the size of a man's erection. these toys come in a variety of colros and sizes, and can be used in other erogenous zones to enhance sexual arousal.

Bob: "oh baby use the penis poppers on me!"

by yoo0o November 14, 2006

penis magnet

someone who is a magnet for penis.

dude #1: your a fucking penis magnet
dude #2: ;D

by Endless Shadow December 19, 2003