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road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.
Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more
by "Ben"© July 16, 2003
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bendin the rules

Being excessive, like stunning on em with the fresh and clean of all stuffs( can be clothing's, jewel or phones 2).
A: Yo I just got the iPhone 9 s plus
B: Dayuuuuum, the 9 s plus, you bendin the rules right now.
by dogger41 February 6, 2017
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Rule 1188

Rule 1188 states "only vultures 2 glaze allowed" meaning you can only glaze the Album vultures 2 by music group ¥$
For example

Joe: Drake is the best artist ever

Mike: Don't forget rule 1188
by YeForever October 19, 2025
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3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.
"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"
by zackoff3 November 4, 2022
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Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
by LaGarce July 6, 2018
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fight rule creep

A person who walks around asking people about fight rule.
Did you see Doug being a fight rule creep?
by leaf lover June 7, 2024
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