Jungle-Monkey

A silly black person.

Most of the time that person is fitting into a stereotype set by white people.

Situation: A Black person climbing a tree.
What You Say When You See This: Lookit dat jungle-monkey climbing that tree! Do he think he in Africa?

by `Tifaah May 19, 2008

monkey tail

When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat

I had to wipe off a monkey tail at the police headquarters yesterday morning

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

mud monkey

the smallest version of a poop gingerly pinched off between the ass cheeks

DAMNIT! You don't pinch off a mud monkey in the urinal.

by All the other names are taken November 1, 2010

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

monkey puncher

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.

His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!

by RealityCheque April 25, 2008

Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.

"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"

by wysiwyg January 8, 2004

Wild Monkey Love

The filter for the word "fuck" on www.Thewarcenter.com

You are such a wild monkey love

*Replace wild monkey love with fuck

by Phade November 30, 2004