mai

hot asf

damn mai is hot asf

by pixiepimps January 6, 2021

May 29

Grab yo girls ass day

Guy: hey babe its May 29th

Girl: Oh ok then

by crjcotndjd May 28, 2024

May-may Jameson

gay.We all know it . Your not kidding anyone. Also dense .very very dense.

“how dense is this person?”

“May-may Jameson dense”
“How gay is this person?”
“May-may Jameson gay”

by Gaybot6ix9ine February 14, 2022

May 30

Second to last day of may. May 30 is the best day ever! Also my birthday

May 30- someone’s name kk birthday

by the crazygyal May 25, 2022

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022