When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.
Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.
Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.
Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.
Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.
Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.
by schmuckaneers October 12, 2009
Get the hot-tistic mug.noun. the act of running to the toilet due to an imminent and/or urgent bowel movement, likely due to explosive diarrhea . Usually feces escapes as your buttocks hits the toilet seat.
noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.
noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.
After eating Taco Bell and drinking beer, I arrived home just in time to make a hot approach.
The 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.
The 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.
by Dyrty Hyrry November 6, 2009
Get the hot approach mug.A term used by the local bogans of Adelaide to describe food which causes discomfort due to its hot or spicy nature. The word hot tongue results from the affected individuals inability to articulate the sentence, 'This food is too hot for my tongue.', thus they remove all but the 5th and 8th words. Now there is some conjecture over whether this is as a result of the spicy food inhibiting the person from articulating things accurately, or whether they're just retarded. The latter has gained more and more support recently, after examining the pronunciation of the word. When exclaimed, the phrase should sound almost like a goose were honking the word.
Tamra Karolewicz jumped up from the table shrieking "HOT TONGUE! HOT TONGUE, HOOOOOOT TONGUE!", much to the confusion of her friends. Running to the kitchen she drank from the tap in order to satiate the burn. As she turned back to the table she was me with her friend's stares, their faces ranging from incredulous to embarrassed for knowing her. One thing's for sure, they would never allow her to eat spicy food in public.
by The Word Doctor. July 15, 2010
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Get the Local Hot mug.literally short for "hot bananas". Used as an expression of exclamation. MUST be used in a southern accent or not at all.
Child: Dad, wheres my flip-flops?
Father: Hot naners boy! I told you 4 times them flip-flops are in the hall!!
Hot naners, we struck oil!
Father: Hot naners boy! I told you 4 times them flip-flops are in the hall!!
Hot naners, we struck oil!
by Phattie311 August 23, 2006
Get the hot naners mug.Some dude : Hot topic??!! EWWWWW YOUR A POSER!!!!!
Me: Was that just the wind?...yeah the wind..I love my new talking sexy party stewie I just bought!
Me: Was that just the wind?...yeah the wind..I love my new talking sexy party stewie I just bought!
by Perry C. October 28, 2006
Get the hot topic mug.Is a shop considered bloody cheap for the UK customers. In the UK its considered alternative because it makes a change from the Camden crawlers.
by Someone with the British point of view. August 10, 2007
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