fart kitten

a nasty airbubblish fart that grazes yo pussy lips and pops at the top of the slit.

Was dat a fart kitten? Or am I smellin fish?

by poopstar290 October 21, 2008

dinasour fart

when a man flatulates into a girls mouth and then pisses up her nostril,then puts a bologna sandwich in her cunt.

Dude i totally dinasour farted on tina.

by wangus maximus June 11, 2006

Phone Fart

A phone fart is when you (or the person on the other line) accidentally hits one of the number keys on his/her phone, resulting in a jarring high pitched noise that assaults the ears of both parties.

I hung up on Ben after he phone farted like five times. My ears are ringing!!!

by Clarin June 18, 2009

The Eberhart Fart

It's when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. You love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown's vagina. You then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.

Park Ranger Lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

Sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.

by FarchMaster Flex October 6, 2009

Fart Equator

When you fart and the warmth of the fart rises, and sometimes you might even feel a fart bubble travel up your back.

Ooo, the fart equator was a weird feeling, with the bubble and all

by TheBigCheeseyNipple November 3, 2009

Fancy Fart

Vaginal farts that happen without any effort. This is a british slang.

Scene 1: About to have sex
(Girl spreading legs open)
(Noise of fart occurs)
Boyfriend (or girlfriend): What the hell was that?
Girlfriend: Oh that was just my fancy fart.

by Jawade1367 February 19, 2011

Pressure Fart

1. uncontrollable flatulence produced by the onset of a full bladder.
2. when the pressure in your full bladder causes you to physically lose control of your farts.

Dude, quit stinking up the car!
Sorry man, I have to pee so bad that it's causing me to pressure fart.

by beechbum April 16, 2011