Tootie-fart

An exclamatory phrase commonly strung together whilst slapping ones own behind, and positioning ones hand behind the left or right ear depending on the situation. Sometimes a galloping motion may be added to the gesture as to escape the imminent criticism of the act.

Jim:"Hey bob, TOOTIE-FART, TOOTIE-FART, TOOTIE-FART-FART-FART."
Bob:"Wow, that guy is a horrendous faggot."
Jim: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU BOB, LLALALALALALA!"

by Othersmalex February 10, 2009

Cheesy Farts

Referance to Fart/Farts. Only it smells like blue, or other kinds of cheese that smell bad.

Cheesy Farts-Yo man! He just blew the cheesiest fart ever!.. That reeks!

by Joel227 July 20, 2007

fart kitten

a nasty airbubblish fart that grazes yo pussy lips and pops at the top of the slit.

Was dat a fart kitten? Or am I smellin fish?

by poopstar290 October 21, 2008

dinasour fart

when a man flatulates into a girls mouth and then pisses up her nostril,then puts a bologna sandwich in her cunt.

Dude i totally dinasour farted on tina.

by wangus maximus June 11, 2006

Fancy Fart

Vaginal farts that happen without any effort. This is a british slang.

Scene 1: About to have sex
(Girl spreading legs open)
(Noise of fart occurs)
Boyfriend (or girlfriend): What the hell was that?
Girlfriend: Oh that was just my fancy fart.

by Jawade1367 February 19, 2011

The Eberhart Fart

It's when you love the feeling of taco meat running down your chin and the sight of a small malaysian boy taking senior pictures. You love it so much that you are run through a forest with your pet parrot and jump off a cliff and land inside a female clown's vagina. You then yell out at the gods for the great sensation running through your body.

Park Ranger Lonnie- hey did you run up the gumdrop river 2 weeks ago?

Sergio- nah, i did the eberhart fart like a soldier.

by FarchMaster Flex October 6, 2009

brain fart

a bad idea

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.

by T.V. John March 27, 2013