Spicing your meat

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex

Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.

by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019

Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.

Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?

by Into the night September 25, 2023

Hawaiian meat pie

An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie

Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night

by WockySlushStainedPants January 22, 2021

Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022

pub meat raffle

The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.

Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today

by Jimmy McNulty (wtf did i do) September 21, 2023

Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.

i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good

by lemonsins September 1, 2021

Swallow The Whole Meat

The expression of telling someone to fuck off, get fucked, and/or bitching someone out to the point where they feel worthless/useless.

1.) "Hey John my boss just said if I don't work during my mom's funeral, I'd get fired!"

(John) "Damn bro so he basically told you to swallow the whole meat".

2.)Boss: "Hey John you have to clean up that semen over there, now!"
John: "Yeaa fucking right, you can swallow the whole meat with that shit, I quit".

by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019