Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Montreal Meat Pie

Its just a Canadian fucking a meat pie.

"And that's why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie."

by etjn March 18, 2022

Hawaiian meat pie

An advanced sexual act were the male cuts a hole and inserts his penis into the side of a pie, the male will then proceed to offer the pie to his partner casually and proceed to to push there head into the pie

Bro, I gave Jessica a Hawaiian meat pie last night

by WockySlushStainedPants January 22, 2021

Memphis Meat Grinder

The art of eiffel~towering a pint of primo bbq.

BBQ bro 1: Dude, these burnt ends will change your life!

BBQ bro 2: If they’re that good I have my utility knife. We can pop off a Memphis meat grinder before we bring it back!

by Meat Bro August 20, 2023

pub meat raffle

The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.

Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today

by Jimmy McNulty (wtf did i do) September 21, 2023