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Father’s Day

A day when single mums and millions of kids around the world feel anger, pain, and suffering, because of an absent, irresponsible, or unfaithful man in their lives—when mums encourage their children to look up to God, their Heavenly Father, instead.
Celebrating Father’s Day is mostly a no-show in most families, compared to Mother’s Day, which brings about much appreciation, joy, and happiness among the children.
by MathPlus June 17, 2018
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Motherfuckers Day

John: Hey Doug, Happy Motherfuckers Day, motherfucker !

Doug: That's today? Shit, I forgot to buy my dad a present.
by babybeeks July 22, 2014
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one day

The day after the day that was after the day that something was planned to happen. (Usually having to do with regret or missed opportunities.)
I regret not telling you. I am so sorry, one day...
by Zoo-Boy October 28, 2011
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Mme Day

mon mere est mme day!
by N/A October 24, 2003
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Pay Day

A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.
Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
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Moo Day

A day filled with very random & bizarre events, a real WTF day.
Person 1: How was your day?
Person 2: I was driving to pick up some packages and there was a cow giving birth on the side of the highway, while another one watched and just chewed on his foot. Then I discovered the best ice cream shop 1 mile down the road.
Person 1: WTF?

Another of Example a Moo Day
- flute playing hippie at farmers market
- hippie toddler with no pants sits on your lap
- employee's mom calls your friend in panic asking them to help their adult child cover a shift
- break in at work
- free access for all

- get stuck in between entrance gates
- casino win
by itchyfootcow September 5, 2011
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Turtle Day

A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow
by Elven Angel September 26, 2013
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