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Old crippled broken witch

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.
Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch
by Witch man July 18, 2022
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Old Balls

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!
by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023
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Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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Wise old anteater

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
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old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray
Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.
by Soft waffel October 19, 2017
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seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
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