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Slap / 'slap/

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#include stdio.main

execute <slap command>

A slap is a mini reset mechanism. Similar to percussion maintenance of non responsive harware, this intuitive reflex program designed for humans by humans reverts a previously agitated individual to their default quiet state and is often ensued by harsh verbal output. It may serve various auto-correct functions.
The program is partly based off the "if you can't be a good example to others, be a terrible warning for them" algortihm.
sound smite slap scabba daze whoze
by Naig September 25, 2014
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Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
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Sleeve Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with your penis while wearing a condom.
If you don't act right you're gonna get sleeve slapped cuz!
by TheFire67 November 13, 2014
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slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch
Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap
by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014
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jap slap

Karate chop. 1. The angle of the chop suggests slanted eyes, 2. Karate is stereotypically all Asians ' martial art, 3. Classifying all Asians as Japanese
Peter stepped on my shoe so I caught him with a jap slap to the head.
by Colt W December 3, 2014
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cock slap

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard
by tickdick December 3, 2014
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snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.
Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.
by The adaptor December 31, 2014
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