Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

Rule of 72

If you don’t practice something hard in 72 hours (3 days), you will forget it

It’s Sunday. I haven’t practiced the Rubiks Cube since Wednesday. I sit down and think: How the hell do I do this thing? Then I realize I haven’t practiced in 72 hours. I think ‘Oh... Rule of 72.’

by Irreduzibel November 11, 2018

PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.

Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule

by Alazymudmixture July 14, 2009

Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.

You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.

by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022

Rule 1337

If it's IT related, it can be exploited.

Rule 1337 includes, but is not limited to:
Software
Internet
Commands
Hardware
Protocols
Encryption

by Buy $AMD January 13, 2020

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

rule 113918

if it exists, theres an ASMR of it.

(credits to luvie on youtube)

rule 113918 idk how to put it into a sentence actually lol

by Demiwaffles December 26, 2020