Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

piss cubes

yep! They’re ice cubes of piss. add a salty surprise to a drink of your choosing!

yo jonny get me some piss cubes you little bitch

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.

"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."

by malachij March 20, 2025