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asylum altis life

The best Arma 3 role play server to exist. Olympus looks like dog water compared to this server. Miss the OG stratis days. Jeep Jeep
Damn I wish I was fighting cartels on asylum altis life right now!
by Skimancole April 8, 2021
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Real Life Women

Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.

Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.

Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.

And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)

One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt

"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
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18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”
Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?
by Bundty September 13, 2023
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wolves life 3

a Roblox wolf game made by shyfoox. ranked in popularity in 2018 after the map update then it died down and made its way back up in 2020 averaging around 2k daily players. Currently in 2023, it’s lucky to get 100 averaging. Usually people use ;-;, UwU, or - at the end of sentences, aka cornballs. A lot of online dating happens within this game, and if you don’t have dragon game pass you will be bullied.
player 1: wanna play wolves life 3?

player 2: hell nah dawg that game has cornball furries in it
by theballfondlerette June 3, 2023
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Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.
by TBAM March 18, 2013
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Hold on for dear life

(Game) - Hold on for dear life *black screen*
by MeatWeed February 17, 2019
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my life in a nutshell

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude
by David Santos March 18, 2017
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