chocolate pablo

When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face

I chocolate pablo visited my girlfriend last night that shits still on her face

by The professor 827 June 6, 2016

Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021

Chocolate milk injection

Someone who injectes chocolate milk into there penis

I like to chocolate milk injection

by Ladypleaser May 13, 2025

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Chocolate

Poop that has been recycled throughout the water cycle.

My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.

by Sarah Cool Girl February 17, 2019

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Chocolate runway

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway

by Roachonius August 20, 2021