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I'm sorry if you don't speak my language, or understand my dialect. The censors at urban dictionary limit the ability to communicate, not expand it. You are Anti-Semitic and have no bridge to a full understand, and your ignorance is revealed.

SO if I had a faith based ideology that understood certain words a certain way, you get then to judge my spirituality. For the words I developed that got killed over the years. & Anti-amendment 1 is NOT TOLERATED. IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

YOU are not Gods, your platform should become unmanageable and rife with ill meanings

and what arrives is a proper bridge in what the people value over your censors and sponsors.

The internet is a failed venture entirely. and my screen capture, in TRUST

AS "GRACE" IS 'a friend of mine'.

a moment's consideration
you are in no position to bargain
...
welp, they will puff their chest out and prove what they are

see? I''m no friend of theirs.

What a TREASON verdict looks like is on linkedin. & Conspiracy
WIRETAPPING charges. IDGAF who you are, who your friends are you are not celebrities nor any value to this process. I do not support nor conspire with. RACKETEERING, RICO. & is Y they killed ALL dial-up accounts & providers.. #JUNO
#AUTHORITY FYI

#Alaska
'Flowers for Godfather' <> LaCosaNostra < G

{PRIVATE CALL} now the reasonable expectation even in public like talking/walking to the person next to me, we all understand that private space. & if you don't understand my language, you again ONLY BETRAY constitution. HATE speech is not a real thing. You attack your lawyers. BUT if I need a lawyer to interpret legal language, that is ok? seize all their shit too. If you got to have like "ONE LARGE, a grand ish to even understand the legal language by the lawyer translator, AND THOSE DEFINITIONS, I HATE THAT FUCKEN SPEECH.

& FUCK.YOU ^* !
#MILITIA

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#SEIZER
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Longwand

My MASSIVE DICK in your fucking pussy's bitchass vagina.
Jimmy: "Yo' man, beautiful longwand."
John: "Thanks. I shoved it in Katherine's pussy last night"
by wudye September 18, 2025
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Longwalker

A woman who when she walks takes longer steps than one would say normal. (Even though the step is normal for said woman) bonus most women who are "longwalkers" have a nice derriere
As she walked to the car I noticed she was a longwalker
by Cp2025 September 21, 2025
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longshot rizzler tax

A pose you pull for when
when see a shawty from afar. so you him em with the /longshot rizzler tax/

(the ideal move youd pull in an attempt to get the 2nd take from the crush/senpai from a distance to prepare for a slow burn) and then/or roll will occur for climax or massive ripple effects.
Person 1: isnt that *your crush/senpai* on the way out?

The taxxed/ protag: I can see your battles *person 1*. Ive already hit them with /longshot rizzler tax/ She noticed me earlier. So i think it was a go.
by Sinister Canister June 11, 2025
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longliveireland

A 50 year old streamer on twitch with one of the best mustaches you have ever seen
Oh look it's longliveireland have you ever seen a better mustache
by jrb4619 June 22, 2025
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Longhouse

Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.
This woman longhoused me the other day because she told me I fucked her friend and that was a form of socio-psychological rape
by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025
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Longhouse

Longhouse: Longhouses were large houses where the people lived communally. It's associated with a pervasive atmosphere of social domination controlled by the old and sclerotic matriarchs who dominated and squashed any masculine spirit to overcome challenges and go beyond the normal state of things. It is at once a vision of a future which has returned to squalor, and of a society which deepens its social surveillance system specifically under the rule of screeching harridans (or ‘mammies’) with no sexual appeal.
Damn, my girlfriend longhoused me the other day for supporting Trump. Then that night, I told her I wanted to fuck and she consented. But after, she told me she consented to a full session of sex, and that me cumming early was technically rape. Feelsbadman
by Antigon_ee July 4, 2025
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