Irish handshake

Putting your unwashed fingers into a friend's beer when they are not looking. Especially after coming from the toilet.

You remember the time I gave Seamus a good ol' Irish handshake in the pub?

by theseamus July 23, 2018

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Chewy hang down

Noun A term reffering to a larger than normal clitoris.

I thought I was in love with this chick till I went down on her “chewy hang down”. After that, I was!

by Law-74 September 17, 2018

All hang, No wang

To be a male with a large flacid penis that does not grow upon erecting.

“I heard Joe Shipley has a big dick”, “Nah man hes ‘all hang, no wang’.

by Therealfbi September 17, 2018

Multi-Hang

Friends hanging out while going grocery shopping, going to the gym, getting their hair cut...etc. Productive socialization so both parties can do their errands together.

Friend: I miss you! Let's hang out tonight?
Friend 2: I can't, I have so many errands tonight unless you want to multi-hang and meet me at the grocery store?
Friend: I need groceries too let's meet at Walmart and shop together!

by Glitterandgrit September 19, 2018