Douche Bag

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.

by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019

Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister

Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag

by grantyfrajj June 04, 2009

douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.

le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death

by somethingican May 25, 2020

Douche Bag

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.

Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.

"You're a douche bag!"

by CyanideOverload November 12, 2019

Douche Bag

Being unable to take a joke, telling or ratting on someone else because you are a tool

Alfie is over reacting, man he sure is a douche bag

by your such a douche July 01, 2011

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014

DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.

PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!

by SHADOW BANDIT June 15, 2010