When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.
by evo September 30, 2004
Get the dick dragmug. by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011
Get the scrum dickmug. When you can't get an erection while tripping on shrooms. Some men are unaffected, but it is usually very disappointing for those that are.
Emily and I did an eighth together and were gonna bang, but unfortunately I got shroom dick and we couldn't do anything.
by Shadesbane43 May 18, 2014
Get the Shroom dickmug. The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.
by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011
Get the Leather dickmug. by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018
Get the Dick Whisperermug. by Therachetassqueen November 3, 2015
Get the rhino dickmug. A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
by Stinky71 January 19, 2009
Get the Turf Dickmug.