zachary frank bolling

is it horny in here or is it just me.......

zachary frank bolling: zachary frank bolling

by jodorambam January 28, 2024

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.

"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"

by anonymous April 13, 2024

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer

OMG!!!!!!!!!! You got your hair done, thats cute as pussy bollock

by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026

Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide

*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*

by Boltzman November 7, 2025

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015