dog in the ass

Dog in the ass means when you go to sleep in a junkyard and wake up with a dog nestled in your colon.

Quite uncomfortable.

When Fred woke up in the junkyard he had a dog in the ass.

He had to coax it out with meaty bones and a dog biscuit.

by scodder May 4, 2010

Mad Dog

When a person mad dogs you,they stare at you in a mean way.

I usually get mad dogged by all the fuckin haters.

by Deno Saenz December 28, 2005

Sally-dog

The act of repeatedly slapping another individual in the face, preferably the cheek so it makes a loud slapping noise, with one's penis; erect or flaccid will do.

"Bitch made me so angry, I sally-dogged her right in the middle of the grocery mart."

by teven35 August 24, 2009

monkey dog

a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.

WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!

monkey dog : aka jack russell.

by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009

Dog Rocket

In Canada, a dog rocket refers to a hollowed out cigar filled with Marijuana. The term originally refers to a sub-par cigar, however it has evolved over the years to become a description for a blunt wrap, as most are poorly rolled and tend to resemble dog feces.

"I hope you guys don't skip class to go smoke a dog rocket"

by Seneca Pre Media MB 2013 October 3, 2013

Pirate Dog

The lowest member of staff at a work place, more often than not just works Saturdays or Sundays. Pirate Dogs can also be work experience placements; jobs include making the tea, fetching other members of staff dinner, mopping floors, and general crap other workers do not want to do. A Pirate Dog can also be called G-man. You may also be permitted by law to photo-shop a Pirate Dogs head on to loads of stupid and irrelevant pictures, then put it on facebook of the world to see!

Is that G-man gay???

No, he's a Pirate Dog, look at him making the tea.

by Mickey Gat May 2, 2008

Cock Dog

The act of placing your cock in a hot dog bun putting some catchup or mustard on it and trying to serve it to a woman.

Dude1: Oh man dude I tried the cock dog trick at a party last night it totally worked.

Dude2:Oh really awesome, what happened?

Dude1:I got my ass beat by her boyfriend.

by Ironblood30 August 26, 2009