Jareth is so old

Jareth is so old its a medical marvel that he is still alive.

Jareth is so old that when he is told to act his age he fucking dies.

by Jareth's great^99 grandson March 5, 2023

Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”

Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”

by AnubisCorects August 9, 2024

Old simp

Person who you used to simp for

Old simp is flat

by ☠️G March 18, 2023

Old Snatcher

When you faggotize a divorced older man.

"I'm such an Old Snatcher. I love older divorced dudes."

by slaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy69 August 10, 2023

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

Abbreviated m.o.l.e: a mediocre white old liberal eccentric person.

There was a mediocre old liberal eccentric of the white female persuasion who recently insulted Winsom Sears

by Sexydimma August 30, 2025

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

Old School

Any component of life or culture started by people from an older school compared to the new school attended by you as schools are increasingly progressive yet less nuanced

School romance is so old school

by Primeprincipal December 18, 2022