i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

wet living

A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.

Her mouth was drier than the Atacama, so she looked into wet living

by luciusnutt April 3, 2013

Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.

Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!

by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018

Wet chapstick

When ur partner puts wet chapsticks all over there asshole. Then you have anal sex. After you have oral sex and that’s how you put on wet chapstick

Baby come put some wet chapstick on me

by Wet chapstick February 10, 2021

Wet Dread

Wet Dread is when you have dreads and you’re being intimate and you get so sweaty that your dreads get wet. Aka Wet Dread

Girl: Oh babe you have wet dread.

Guy: Figures. That always happens when I get going.

by RawrrrrrxD June 26, 2018

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017