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old hell shaft

I gave lauren my old hell shaft
by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018
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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
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100 year old egg

I found a 100 year old egg.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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Old Head

No one on here knows what an old head is clearly. An old head is not disrespectful, in fact it is a form of respect for your older generation. Old head means what it is, the head is older, therefore, they are wiser. You listen to your "old heads" because they know best, and have had many experiences in life with that old head to gain the wisdom they have to offer.
That's just my old head trying to teach me some things. He tends to ramble, but since he's an old head, he actually says a lot of valuable things. Although I often don't listen to my old head, because I am younger and hard headed, but I know my old head has the best intentions when he's trying to guide me from making the same mistakes he did. That's why I always respect and do my best to listen to Old Heads' wisdom.
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olde posh

those of inherited wealth(class) who regard themselves as better because of their descendancy
his family are such olde posh
by oscar September 29, 2003
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Old as road

A Caribbean term used for someone who is old, or into old things alike. Say if you were to be interested in an old song, that person would say something along the lines of: “You’re old as road!”
Dustin: “Yo, I’d never say this before, but im starting to really dig girls just wanna have fun!”

Sylvester: “You’re old as road! Ain’t nobody is listening to a song that took place in MY generation!”
by AnubisCorects August 9, 2024
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Old simp

Person who you used to simp for
by ☠️G March 18, 2023
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