Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

Forehead Slap

Slapping a guy/girls forehead with his balls

Get Forehead Slapped pussy

by UrDadLOL69 October 10, 2019

slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt

Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 31, 2025

Slap That

When you see the most prime little medium wage home in the suburbs that is inhabited by average Joe’s and you know you’re about to sell them whatever you want.

“Hey homie, you see 5909 over there with the Nissan Altima out front, I’m about to Slap That so quickly.”

by BeanBottaBoom May 05, 2021

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

tongue slap

a person of any gender slapping the clitoris with their tongue

whilst going down on bernice,it took all of 3 tongue slaps for her to get off

by prisonmikebaby May 04, 2017