Simp

Mark Hoffman

Man's deleted fortnite for a week when he ususally plays 10 hours a day for a girl who likes multiple guys and he happens to be one so he must be a massive SIMP

by Mysterious-M on twitch is my s October 21, 2020

simp

squirrel in my pants

person 1: OMG SIMP, please help me!
person 2: OMG there really is a squirrel in your pants

by Train1311 October 22, 2020

simp

me.

: r/n is a simp

: why?

: they think y/n is hot

by doodle simp bug October 22, 2020

SIMP

SIMP is an acronym for squirrels in my pants

"help I have a bad case of SIMP"

by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020

SIMP

SIMP is an acronym for squirrels in my pants

"help I have a bad case of SIMP"

by BlueberryPasta October 22, 2020

Simp-athy

Having a feeling of empathy towards a simp.

Man, Carl sure is spending a lot of money on Rebecca. Doesn't he know she has a boyfriend? I feel nothing but simp-athy for the guy.

by kooldad69420 October 22, 2020

Simp

Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.

'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'

by Hoozy123 October 23, 2020