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The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.
Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.
by Lil dirty Pablo January 21, 2026
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Edward Telford special

You leave a raw chicken outside for a week to let it rot, then once it’s full of maggots and mould you take a shit inside it. You then cook it in the oven until golden brown, eat it then throw it back up into another freshly bought raw chicken, cook it again and feed it as a meal at Christmas dinner
You wanna try my chicken I made it Edward Telford special style
by Japlaman January 21, 2026
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Bumhole Finger Special

The Bumhole Finger Special, is when you finger someone's asshole. Then make someone else suck your finger clean. You can get a whole train running. Meaning each person is bent over, kneeling, butt naked, aligned in a circle. Then each person fingers the person in fronts ass, and shoves their finger in the person behinds mouth.
Person 1: OMG, did you hear how at the party, we did the Bumhole Finger Special
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.
by Slapshott January 24, 2026
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The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.
Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"
by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026
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Deepthroat Ball-Lick special

When a goddess of a woman deep throats a penis and licks the testicles of a man while looking him in the eyes all at the same time like a fighting game combo.
Tyrone: Yo bruh this shawty don gave me the Deepthroat Ball-Lick special last night twin!

Jaquan: Damn cuh did she look you in the eyes too?!
Tyrone: hell yeah twin but lowkey she aint do it like you.
by B C S February 9, 2026
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The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.
I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.
by Thejournalist February 15, 2026
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Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum
by GuLo February 15, 2026
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