Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

rule 23 of internet

only guys exist on internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet

by the king of old world August 4, 2023

Rule -4

If there is a rule with specific credentials in it, such as a decimal point or negative sign, that rule is it's own rule, regardless of what rule -2 says.

Man: I found a rule 1.5, but I cant use in because of rule -2
Other man: rule -4. Yes you can.

by Sonicwave.exe May 18, 2021

Rule 0

The most basic rule of the internet: Don't fuck with cats.

Due to the internet being built on the backs of cat videos and pictures, the internet will track down anyone seen abusing a cat.

He broke rule 0, his location will get doxxed soon enough.

by Losercat December 12, 2024

Rule 1

Let O be O

Rule 1, let O be O.

by 2012 Bobcats September 21, 2025