Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
Get the 5 years oldmug. The humorous conditions that naturally occur with aging. Examples include forgetfulness and clumsiness.
by fmm3 November 9, 2022
Get the the oldsmug. "I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
Get the Wise old anteatermug. When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.
"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."
"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"
by Custard Butter February 22, 2010
Get the The Old Slipmug. A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
Get the Old Faithfulmug. A tragic condition diagnosed in elementary school where the child’s skin resembles that of an old man, or leather face.
by MikestheCatcher July 10, 2018
Get the Old Skinmug. Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009
Get the Old Brown Shoemug.