person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant
they are also a smart fella AND fart smella
they are also a smart fella AND fart smella
by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021
Get the i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969mug. legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
Get the Tuna that eats pizzamug. I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'
It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'
It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
Get the eat cakeshitmug. From IT BULAGA! Pag si Ericka kase nag sasalita at nag te text pag nag lecture akala mo parang lahat tayo pupunta sa impyerno at siya lang pupunta sa langit. Wala namang ipakita. Buti pa ako may ituturong sampung condo sa NHA. Siya ano ipapakita niya sa madlang people para ka pani paniwala mga lecture niya. Ikaw Goddess Magna Cum Laude Imee Marcos UP Diliman ka, si Carla may successful businesses si Jeff aba dating ICON ng Events Place sa Lagro....aberr siya ano? Manager ng 7-11? Saan ang na i pundar niya para maniniwala tayo sa kanya averr! (?)
Eat Bulaga! is GENERIC.
by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023
Get the Eat Bulaga!mug. December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)
Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)
Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
Get the Eat your husband daymug. Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
Get the Dog eat dogmug. by getyomoneyup March 12, 2024
Get the eat blakcmug.