Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?
Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease
Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease
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Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.
by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010
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occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
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