cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

cum-gag

A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.

Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

Cum Trap

when you spin around in a circle and try to make a perfect circle of semen to ward off fat chicks

Forturne Teller: " use a cum trap to get rid of that fat stalker of yours."

by Not Whupped March 14, 2009

cum bucket

a bucket or any other object that holds volume which in this case is specifically used to hold cum

Effren, why must you be such a cum bucket?

by serudix October 5, 2003

Cum shot

a shot of cum threw a water gun a big cum shot

Take that water gun put my cum in it and shoot haha u got me with my cum shot

by DJ Campbell June 12, 2008

Cum jugging

Putting cum in a jug

E.g Josh Wallace loves cum jugging

by Drunky mc Faggy August 21, 2007

Cum clogger

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.

dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!

by nate brookens February 18, 2008