toilet ass

Whenever you have a really long crap that takes half an hour,then you get up and your ass cheeks are strechrd out and theres a big red ring around your ass.

after dinner i went for a crap and got toilet ass.

by Nunya Buisness October 13, 2006

ass raped

To be completely taken advantage of unwillingly by something or someone, usually in a situation where you have no other choice.

I got completely ass raped by the cashier at airport parking.

by Eliza June 17, 2006

blow ass

A person who lies about everything they say and doesnt tell the truth in order to act cool.

"I had sex with 20 chicks in one night Bro!!!"
"Shut the fuck up you blow ass!!!"

by PotatoChip May 30, 2003

dumb-ass

Idiot. Moron. Room tempeture IQ. Tard.

Rationality of Florida. Also Black Cat of California.

by Fortran 5 March 3, 2005

poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

by WestTXLion September 4, 2009

Grippa Ass

Phrase often used to describe a female's posterior, referred to as such due to it's ability to be gripped with relative ease. A "grippa ass" is particularly fine, and is a very desirable feature in a female partner.

Carpentero: "That Whitney girl be rocking a grippa ass!"
Person: "WORD!"

by El' Carpentero February 7, 2006

ass pillow

A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.

Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.

I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!

by Charlie Mallet May 15, 2006