Geezer 1: Holy shit, Captain Ron is fucking Erin with an ice dildo!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
Geezer 2: Fuck that skank is an old brown shoe!
by timmy scridlow March 25, 2009

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023

I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
He's gonna hang till he can't no more
I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now
Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023

by A crusty old Minch June 8, 2022

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Grumpy Old Man, like CIA director Johnnie Brennan! Someone dissed his "friend" invitation and he went GOM!! They thumbed down his Facebutt comment and he swore like a GOM!!
by rodger wilco December 24, 2015

This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
